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ficlet: Jack Harkness/Smurfette (as a domme, plus other Smurfs)
bleachbrain
nomanomynous
Fandoms: Torchwood/the Smurfs
Notes: Written for the omnijaxual community. Complete, utter crack.
Spoilers: Not really
Rating: R?
Wordcount: 100

"Whoa, wait, when I said you were a cute little thing and could have your way with me, this was not what I had in mind!"

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fic: After Falling (Jack Harkness/gravity, Torchwood)
andthen
nomanomynous
Title: After Falling
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/gravity
Wordcount: ~1150
Rating: R
Spoilers: Set sometime after Doctor Who "The Parting of the Ways."
Notes: Written for the omnijaxual community. Finally, another one that's totally fluffy! Um right, except for the temporary character death right off and some of the characterization. Also, be forewarned, science and physics got lost on their way to this story.
Summary: Gravity meets Jack and finds him attractive.

Jack is getting the idea that what started as curious exploration is edging into something more playful, maybe even flirtatious and sensual. As a matter of principle, he strongly endorses playful, flirtatious, and sensual, so he says "How about if we take this somewhere more... comfortable and private?"

Gravity helps him up and lends a skip to his step.



story notes here

some story notes for omnijaxual fics
andthen
nomanomynous
So I discovered the omnijaxual comm late -- as in a few days before stories were to start going live -- but I thought "Wow, what a cool and hilarious idea! All those pairings!"

And I thought "Why yes, Jack deserves some happy-fun-times after CoE." And then I thought "Oooh, Jack/anyone-non-human/anything, that could be a really fun lighthearted writing exercise!"
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Right, the notes for the fic(let)s
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fic: No Music - short epilogue/fix-it tag
andthen
nomanomynous
Title: No Music - Epilogue
Fandoms: Torchwood/Farscape
Pairing: Jack/Winona
Wordcount: ~140
Rating: G?
Notes: No Music came out perhaps just a little bleak. So I wrote a tiny epilogue that, despite the sad absence of Crichton, offers a hint of reassurance about Jack's future.

Now at the AO3, as Chapter 2: epilogue of No Music

story notes for No Music here


fic: A Dangerous Thing (Jack Harkness/Cameron, Torchwood/TSCC)
omnijaxualrobot
nomanomynous
Title: A Dangerous Thing
Fandoms: Torchwood/Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles
Pairing: Jack/Cameron
Wordcount: ~1400
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Not really, just set sometime after Doctor Who "The Parting of the Ways" and before TSCC "Born to Run."
Notes: Written for the omnijaxual community. Kinda crackish, and much more talk than pr0n.
Summary: Who wouldn't want to have Captain Jack teach them about sex?

"Jack Harkness, you have been identified as an expert in human, transhuman, and nonhuman sexual responses and pleasure. I require your expertise. Remove your clothing."

story notes here


fic: No Music (Jack Harkness/Winona, Torchwood/Farscape)
andthen
nomanomynous
Title: No Music
Fandoms: Torchwood/Farscape
Pairing: Jack/Winona
Wordcount: ~1475
Rating: R
Spoilers: Set sometime after "Children of Earth."
Notes: Written for the omnijaxual community. Completely fails at being the short fluffy piece I thought I was going to write, marginally more successful, perhaps, as a style experiment.
Summary: How much of himself has Jack lost when all he wants is a gun?

Looking at the gun the guy had just pulled out, Jack had to admit it was a goodlooking piece.

Sweet wasn't the word he'd have used though.



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fic: Out of the Dust (Jack Harkness/Cylon Raider, Doctor Who/BSG)
omnijaxualship
nomanomynous
Title: Out of the Dust
Fandoms: Doctor Who/Battlestar Galactica 2003
Pairing: Jack/Cylon Raider
Wordcount: ~2570
Rating: R
Notes: Written for the omnijaxual community.
Spoilers: "You Can't Go Home Again" (BSG 2003 S1). Set between "The Doctor Dances" and "Bad Wolf" (Doctor Who).
Summary: What if it had been Jack who'd found a downed Cylon Raider in "You Can't Go Home Again"?

"Hey ship," Jack says muzzily, between breaths, "thank you. For sharing your air. Nice to get to know you better. You're alright. A good friend. Cyborg. Ship. Goodlooking on the outside, strong, silent, very ... interesting on the inside too. Hidden qualities and all."

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fic: Jack Harkness/IKEA furniture
IKEAposig
nomanomynous
Wordcount: ~800
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack. Fluffy crack. With dubcon?
Summary: Jack should not have had quite as many of those sparkly rainbow drinks as he had. Really. Not. Those damn things have a kick. After the ninth one, at least.
Spoilers: In theory, set during New (2005) Doctor Who season 1 around "Boomtown" -- just pretend they were there for a few evenings and parked the TARDIS at the Cardiff IKEA instead of downtown one night.
Notes: Inspired by a comment in one of the omnijaxual mod posts, I figured that a tipsy Jack might make a friend of the IKEA Posig pouffe. (See icon for this post: Hurtig/Krusig red removable washable slipcover. Acrylic/polyester top and nylon sides. Inflatable plastic. Diameter: 47 1/4 inches. Height: 16 inches.)

Read it at the AO3 or over at the comm.